it was snowing so i made a website

i do not know how to make a website i am not a Doctor.

IF you were a Doctor you'd probably be too busy to make a website anyway

IF you were feeling up for a challenge, you'd go do something else like a handstand

i do not know how to do a handstand

- i am not a circus performer -

IF i was a circus performer i wouldn't care what you were doing

so long as when you were done you'd come and see my show